A squirrel and an owl are sitting on a tree branch, watching a farmer plow his field...
The owl looks at the squirrel, and doesn't say ...
Bird Jokes
A woman walks down the street.
At the corner of the street is a three story wh...
What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
The President, the First Lady, a boy scout and a pilot are on a plane.
(Not sure if this one has been submitted alread...
Want to hear a bird joke?
Oops i forgot it.
*Hawkward*.
I be havin' a tale about me parrot!
Back when I were just a young sea-dog, I found ...
Watch what you eat
The old lady put 6 cans of dog food on the supe...
A pirate walks into a bar ...
... and the bird on his shoulder is saying "Pie...
What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
Have fun reading. This one's a long one.
There's this guy in Florida, and he finds out t...
My Biology Professor told me this one
When Gandhi was studying law at the University ...
Wild Condor
A group of bird watchers is out in the woods an...
Penitent Parrot
A young man named Alan received a parrot as a ...
What do you call a religious owl?
A bird of pray.
A man goes to audition for the circus
A man goes to audition for the circus. The ring...
What do you call a sextape with a 60 year-old man in it?
Flappy Bird.
^I'll ^excuse ^myself ^now
flappy bird misunderstanding
someone told me to get flappy bird. trying to p...
A little old lady wants to buy a parrot.
So she goes to the local pet store and asks the...
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Two Dogs (From the movie Silkwood)
A young brave visits the chief of the tribe wit...
Two old Jewish women sit down at a local restaurant to catch the early bird special...
Their waiter takes their orders, brings out the...
I was tired of the fascist dictator who ran the Bird Imitators Society..
So I took control with a violent coup.
Cat and Dog
The Dog’s Diary:
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favori...
The Story Of Onestone
There once was an Indian who had only one
Testi...