Bird Jokes
Crane jokes
Hello, I'm doing a presentation on Cranes, spec...
On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird?
You don't want to know.
Sick Lemon and Sick Bird
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment
What...
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? not wait... Its A...
[Wedding Drama down under](http://www.ntnews.co...
A man goes up to the leader of a circus
A man goes up to the circus, and says to the le...
What does a bird say when it wants revenge?
Toucan play at that game!
What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?
An ILL-EAGLE!
2X COMBO
The Magician & the Parrot
There once was a street magician who performed ...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon....
.....As she laid her pet on the table, the vet ...
I made this joke up in my sleep... seriously.
What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?
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The Crow Mystery
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Auth...
Sometimes I think I have ADD...
...oh look a bird!
What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?
WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY *slaps knee, then crawls ...
It's time for some Tern Jokes!
* A group of sea-birds flew over Amsterdam.
N...
A Native American boy goes up to his father and asks him how they are given their names...
"Father, how are our names chosen?"
"Well, when...
Bird Impression
A traveling sideshow puts up a help wanted ad. ...
How do you catch a unique bird?
Unique up on it.
I heard y'all don't like bird jokes
This could get a little hawkward
What do you call a sick bird?
An illegal.
A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench.
Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead...