What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
Bird flu you get tweetment, swine flu you get o...
Bird Jokes
I thought I spotted superman twice yesterday.
Turns out it was just a bird and a plane.
-Dwi...
fooling around
I was sucking off this bird last night when I t...
why did the bird-shit did not fall on the man standing under the tree right under the parrot?
the bird was wearing underpants.
Dead Duck
A woman brought a very limp duck in to see a ve...
Talking Parrot :)
A lady was walking down the street to work and ...
What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tw...
Three nuns
Three nuns are in a hefty discussion about what...
A man walks into a bird shop with a duck under his arm...
...and says to the shopkeep, "I'd like to retur...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulle...
What does a sick bird need?
Tweetment.
So a cetologist found a formula to stop aging in certain species
Dr. Smalls was a world famous cetologist who fo...
College Football Jokes - Enjoy!
Don't know where they came from, but they are w...
Russian foodie joke
A guy sitting in a restaurant in Moscow orders ...
A lady walks into a pet store...
She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its ...
What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
One's against the law, and the other's a sick b...
What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute?
One's a happy crow.
What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
An ill Eagle alien.
Original joke created fo...
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
Birds can fly, but flies can't bird
Christmas in July
A guy wants to get a really unique gift for his...
A chicken walks into a library
A librarian is working away at her desk when sh...
What has wings, but cannot fly.
A dead bird.
Three bird on a wire
A teacher asks her class, "If there are three b...
How do you catch a unique bird?
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? ...