A man goes to audition for the circus. The ringmaster says, "Okay, whatcha got?"
The man climbs up the acrobat's mast and dives straight down, 50 feet and picking up speed. Just as he's about to crash, he spreads his arms, lifts his head and *SWOOSH!* pulls up and zooms over the ringmaster's head. He continues flying around the tent, swooping low and somersalting mid-air before gracefully coming to a stop on the trapeze tightrope.
"Well, what do you think?" he asks.
The ringmaster replies, "That's all you got? *Bird imitations?!*"
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