A man walks into a restaurant
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown...
Bird Jokes
Two ornithologists were listening to a bird call...
...they heard it sing "fourtimesthreetimestwoti...
What is the official bird of love?
The Swallow.
The Pope has the bird flu.
He got it from his cardinals.
The Orphan
A boy was living happily with his brother, moth...
What do you call an asthmatic bird?
A puffin.
Bad Parrot
BAD Parrot
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Spike & The Parrot.
A woman called a dishwasher repairman. Since sh...
Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
Bad Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a g...
Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?
It's ill-eagle
A favorite of mine - was reminded of this by the bull in the bull-fight jumping into the crowd...
So Eddie goes to Spain as a tourist for his vac...
Did you hear about the vulture that became a priest?
He's a bird of pray.
Why was the bird sick?
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
What do you call a sad suicidal bird?
A Robin Williams.
Original Tree Pun =D
There was a tree in the backyard of the house I...
A man buys a parrot...
And after bringing it home, he discovers it has...
How 'Words' are created..
The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hosta...
My friend says I play with my parrot to much.
So I gave him the bird.
A man walks into a pet store...
A man walks into a pet store. He asks the man f...
I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude.
It's constantly flipping the bird.
Medical bills
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
A man was driving down a country dirt road...
when he looked in his rearview mirror, and noti...
a dead duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...