What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?
A pan, duh!
Bear Jokes
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children?
Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with ...
A Bear walks into McDonalds
A bear walks into Mcdonalds and goes up to the ...
Cheese Jokes
Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to...
A man enters a pet shop...
...and wants to buy a polar bear. The shop assi...
Run faster
Two men were out hunting when al of a sudden a ...
Hunting Polar Bears
A hunter decides he wants to hunt a polar bear ...
There are three bears
a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear d...
A man went hunting in Alaska.
A man was hunting in Alaska when he found himse...
Good ice-breaker
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to bre...
All the forest animals are having a big car show..
..shining their rims, getting ready to put thei...
A man looking for work
A man was looking for work. In fact, he was des...
The LAPD, The FBI and The CIA
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying t...
A married pair of Biologists are camping in China...
And after a long day of cataloging the various ...
the bear and his list
It's rumored in the forest, that the bear has a...
Heard you guys like hunting jokes
There's the two hunters walking along in the wo...
A guy goes to the doctor for a respiratory ailment...
...He says he's been coughing day and night for...
A guy is out hunting...
He sees a bear and shoots at it. He misses, and...
A bear walks into a bar...
He walks up to the counter.
The bartender says...
A bear walks into a bar..
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman for...
How to catch a polar bear...
First you have to get an ordinary can of peas a...
Bear walks into a bar and orders a beer
A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The...
My favorite blonde joke
2 blondes are walking in the woods. The first b...