Bear walks into a bar and orders a beer

A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "Wait just a minute! We don't serve no bears no beer in this here bar!"

Bear leaves and comes back the next day. Same song, 2nd verse.
Bear orders a beer and the bartender says "I told you yesterday! We don't serve no bears no beer in this here bar!" The bear walks out again.

Bear comes in third day in a row, but there's a lady screaming at the bartender. She goes on and on and on until finally the bear eats her. Bear walks up to the bartender and this time orders a bourbon.

Bartenders says, "We don't serve no druggie bears in this bar!"

Bear says "Druggie bear? I don't do drugs, I just want a bourbon!"

Bartender says, "But wasn't that a barbitchyouate?"