A hunter decides he wants to hunt a polar bear in the northern tundra. He hires a plane and a guide to take him out in to the ice fields. He asks the guide if he has any advice on how to catch a polar bear.
"It's quite simple," the guide responds. "First you take your shovel and dig a large hole in to the ice. Then take this can of peas and sprinkle them around the hole."
Confused, the hunter asks, "How on earth is that going to help me catch a polar bear?"
The guide smiles, "When the bear bends over to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!"
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