A bear walks into Mcdonalds and goes up to the register.
"How can I help you?" (lady at register)
"yeah can I get a milk..............shake?" (bear)
"uh of course you can but I have to ask you....What's up with the pause?" (lady at register)
"Paws?.......Well I am a bear"
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