Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

A rabbi, bishop, and islamic priest...

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How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any kids?

Because everytime his wife gets hot ,he covers ...

Bears in bars in Bristol

A bear walks into a bar in Bristol and sits dow...

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A small rabbit was simply hopping around a larg...

How do you catch a polar bear?

First you dig a hole in the ice, about 8 feet d...

A Jewish man and a Czechoslovakian man...

...were walking in a national forest. All of a ...

why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?

why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksg...

Two Bear Hunters Two men went bear hunting.

Two Bear Hunters Two men went bear hunting. Whi...

Why don't Mr.

Why don't Mr. and Mrs. Smokey the Bear have any...

Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear?

Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly ...

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Nor...

Q: How does a bear stop a DVD?

Q: How does a bear stop a DVD? A: It just press...

A panda walked into a bar.

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the ba...

Two guys are out hiking.

Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bea...

A polar bear walks into a bar and says, I'll have a large orange juice .

A polar bear walks into a bar and says, I'll ha...