How to catch a polar bear...

First you have to get an ordinary can of peas and a saw. Now go out onto the ice and cut a hole into the ice. Open the can of peas and place single peas around the hole about an inch apart and wait.

When the polar bear goes to take a pea, you run up and kick him in the icehole!

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