...were sitting in a bush, having a poo.
'Do you find that poo sticks to your fur?', asked The Bear of The Hare.
'why, yes Bear, actually it does.'
And with that, The Bear picked up The Hare and uses him to wipe his arse.
And that kids, is why you always bring toilet roll on a camping trip
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