So a priest walks by a bunch of children standing around a dog.

> Alright, I can't claim this joke. I took it from the chaplain of the New Orleans Saints doing a workshop. Check out his [talk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIG72_LO7wc), he's pretty cool. www.fathertony.com

There were a couple of kids that were laughing and standing around a dog that was obviously scared.

A priest walks by and says "Now I know you all won't hurt that dog."

One of the kids says "Oh no, no. We love the dog. We're having a contest and whoever says the biggest lie wins the dog.

One kid says "Well my daddy was Micheal Jordan and we played basketball everyday with Bill Clinton."

Another kid says "Oh really? Well my daddy was Neil Armstrong and we faked the moon landing in my backyard every Sunday."

The last kid says "Psh, you guys are lame. My mom is Colonel Sanders and we have a KFC vending machine in our living room."

Then the priest said "Excuse me gentlemen, do you not know lying is a sin? It says so in the bible. "Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor." You know, when I was your age, I never told a lie!

One of the kids says "Give him the Dog."