Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive anot...
Bear Jokes
A bear walks into a bar...
And says to the barman: "Give me a gin..."
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The Pope's Alaska Visit
The Pope went on vacation to visit Alaska. He w...
How do you trap a polar bear?
Dig a hole in the ice, and line the edge with p...
I bet the bear from The Revenant would have been nominated for an Oscar...
If he was a Polar bear
Two Polish guys are hunting for bears in the woods.
They come across a fork in the road with a sign...
Why doesn't smokey the bear have a wife?
Anytime she gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.
Russian jokes
— Why Russians take Americans to space flights?...
What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?
A bad news bear
What's a bear's favorite fruit?
Tom**ato**(**ms**).
Explanation: Bears are mad...
A Panda is sitting in a bar...
A Panda is sitting in a bar enjoying his aftern...
What's a bear's favorite fruit?
Tom**ato**(**ms**).
Explanation: Bears are mad...
Dad Joke
My grandpa told me this one years ago. Found o...
How to Catch a Polar Bear
There is an old Norwegian hunting trick passed ...
What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear!
Why did the Koala Bear get a job?
He was Koalified
A caged bear ripped off a mans arm in Russia.
It's OK. according to the Russian 2nd amendment...
What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?
The Bear Glare.
A panda bear walks into a resturant..
And orders some food, after his meal the server...
Why can't you hang out with bears?
Their bad breath is un-bear-able.
What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
"I'm stuffed."
What do you call a manic bear?
A bipolar bear.
What do you call a bear that's questioning their sexuality?
A bipolar bear.
What is Bear Grylls' favourite web browser?
Internet *explorer*!