My grandpa told me this one years ago. Found out recently he has Alzheimer's so this one's in his honor. (As far as I know it's not a repost but I don't read every joke every day.)
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Question: How do you catch a polar bear?
Answer: You cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
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