Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'...
They turned around and went home.
Bear Jokes
A Christian, a Muslim, and a Jew are discussing which religion is the greatest.
But they're getting nowhere. Finally, the Jew s...
The Revenant is just a rehash of Catch Me If You Can
except instead of being chased by Tom Hanks, Di...
Do you know how to catch a polar bear????
Well.... You cut a hole in the ice, lay fish al...
What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?
A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!
What' the bare minimum?
One bear
You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre?
It was Haribo.
"did you hear the one about the grizzly who-"
dude stop
"it's just a joke man"
i know it's ...
What did the grizzly bear study at college?
He was an Ursa Major
Hilarious Email Signature
Sent from DOM control panel by (name)
If you w...
Did you hear that a survivalist got roasted yesterday about his unemployment?
Yeah, a Bear Grilled Bear Gryll's Bare Bills
Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?
All the extra cubholders.
The Farmer in the Hospital (joke told to me in 1994 by Polish salmon fisherman John Haywood jr)
A weird hillbilly farmer ends up marrying the m...
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartend...
A bear walks into a bar.
The bartender asks whata ya have there big fell...
Indian names
An old Indian was telling some children how the...
What do you call a bear with martial arts skills?
Grizz Lee.
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.
What's a polar bear?
It's a Cartesian bear after a coördinate t...
TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation.
In fact, they are one among several species of ...
What did the bear say after eating the doctor?
I feel M.D. inside.
What do you call a bear without teeth?
You call that fellah a gummy bear.
The courier delivered only half of my grizzly outfit today...
So I choked him with my bear hands.
Two bears...
...were walking through the woods when the whit...
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a polar bear.