A Panda is sitting in a bar enjoying his afternoon. The bartender walks up and asks him what he would like to drink.
"No drink, but I'll take a BLT." the panda says.
The bartender fixes up a nice sandwich for the panda, working especially hard at it since its not every day a panda is at his bar.
He serves it to the panda, who politely eats the whole thing.
Just as the bartender is waiting for a reaction on the sandwich, the panda pulls out 2 pistols from his panda pouch and unleashes a hail of gunfire. He systematically walks around the tavern killing everything that moves, only stopping to reload.
When the carnage finally stops, the bartender is the only survivor spared by the panda.
The panda calmly starts walking to the front door. The frightened bartender is barely able to get out a feeble "but why...?".
The panda stops, turns around, and says "I'm a panda, look it up".
Later, after giving his statement to the police, he goes home and finds a dictionary. He turns to the P section and finds "Panda". It reads:
Panda - noun - Black and white bear that eats, shoots and leaves.
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