There is an old Norwegian hunting trick passed down from generation to generation. It has been used to catch the mighty polar bear for generations. The hunter begins by digging a hole in the ice, 5 feet deep and 5 feet wide. The hunter then fills the hole with frozen snow peas. Then he waits. The polar bear will be drawn to the display. Then, when the polar bear bends over to take a pea. You kick it in the ice hole.
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