What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?
A PANDAwan learner.
Bear Jokes
What's a polar bear?
A rectangular bear after a coördinate tran...
Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?
Because he wasn't polar
What can save Russian Bear
Snow den.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsout_go...
A few dad jokes a customer told me.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy...
bear hug
Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a sum...
What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Two old friends
Two former highschool friends run in to each ot...
A Bear walks into a bar in Butte...
Walks up to the Bartender and says "Gimme a bee...
There is an American, a German, and a Mexican.
There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. ...
I heard a rude joke about Grizzlies the other day...
...but it doesn't bear repeating.
What did one druid say to the other?
Bear with me...
Bear Grylls is hunting his next meal
He carefully makes his bow and arrow, finds rab...
After leo's oscar win I started watching The Revenant on a terrible quality stream....
I just couldn't bear it
Tiger Woods Goes Golfing With a Black Bear
One morning, Tiger Woods goes to his usual golf...
An Icebear baby comes to his parents...
An Icebear cub comes to his parents.
"Momma be...
Ask me if I'm a bear
How am I supposed to BEAR comments like that one?
If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs.
Bees Better Have My Honey
Researchers
A Czech scientist and a Russian scientist trave...
TIL the Grizzly Bear population at Yellowstone Park is 5 times what it was at it's lowest point.
That means I'm 5 times more likely to get an Os...
Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks...
Until they both got hit by a train.
What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the re...
What kind of bear is best?
One that gets you an oscar