Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

3 legged bear.....

There was a 3 legged bear in the woods, sad as ...

So a bear walks into a bar...

So a bear walks into a bar and sits at a bar st...

Czech Lawyer

A lawyer and his Czech friend were camping in a...

A bear walks into a bar

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartend...

So the way you catch a polar bear..

Is first you cut a big enough hole in the ice f...

What do you call..

What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!

2 backpackers were on a hike...

through a place where there are a lot of bears....

How do you capture a Polar Bear?

Cut a hole in the ice, and place peas around th...

A polar bear walks in to a bar...

He sits down and the bar tender asks what he wo...

What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear?

One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine w...

The CIA, FBI, and the KGB are tasked with finding a rabbit in a forest...

The CIA show up after a few days and release a ...

A bear walks into a bar

A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman:

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A bear goes into a bar.....

.....and says "Can I have a vodka and ............

911 Operator gets a call.

There's a man on phone. Panting and scared.

"H...

A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops...

But which one was the best?
The Koala's, as it ...

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a polar bear ...

... surprisingly the store has one for sale. Bu...

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear..

I'll see myself out...