So the way you catch a polar bear..

Is first you cut a big enough hole in the ice for a bear to fit.

Then you line peas around the hole and wait.

Once a polar bear arrives, you sneak behind it and kick it in the ICE HOLE
*ba-dum tsss*

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.