A polar bear walks in to a bar...

He sits down and the bar tender asks what he would like.

The polar bear says: " I'll have a..."

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Bartender says: "a Burger?"

PB: ...

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BT: "Some wings?"

PB: ...

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PB: "a beer".

The bartender asks "why the long pause?'

The polar bear raises his arms and says "I was born with them"

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