So a bear walks into a bar...

So a bear walks into a bar and sits at a bar stool.

"What'll it be?" says the barkeep.

The bear responds with, "I'll have a gin and.......................tonic.".

"What's with the big pause?" asks the barkeep.

The bear, surprised, exclaims, "I'm a bear!!!"

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