... surprisingly the store has one for sale. But the assistant warns the man:
"Do never, under any circumstances, tickle the bear behind the ears."
Of course, the man buys the bear and cheerfully takes it home. After a while he can't help the urge any more and tickles the bear behind the ears.
With a wild roar the polar bear lunges at the man, who runs away in great fear. The bear chases him through the whole house, down the stairs, into the kitchen and around the table, where he finally catches up to the man, pats him on the back and says: "Tag, you're it!"
[read in a German children's educational book and translated for you, /r/jokes]
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