There's a man on phone. Panting and scared.
"Hello 911? My name is Mitch. My friend and I came to the forest for hunting and he has been attacked by a bear. I think he's dead. I am not really sure what to do and we're in the middle of nowhere. Please help!!"
Operator: OK OK Mitch. We're going to help you. Please calm down. First we need to make sure your friend is really dead. I'll tell you wh...
The phone is suddenly cut off. There's a silence for a while. And suddenly-
BANG!!
- "Alright now what?"
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