Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet away from them. The hungry bear sees the campers and starts running towards them. One of the guys drops his backpack, grabs his sneakers, and frantically starts putting them on.
The other guy asks, "what are you doing?! Sneakers aren't going to help you outrun that bear!".
And he replies "the bear's not the one I need to outrun".
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