are camping in a forest, when they see a bear in distance. Each of them is eager to try and convert it to their religion, so they agree that each man get a chance to do his best. The priest goes first, and upon his return, states "I read to it from the catechism, and now next week is its' first communion!". The pastor goes next, and comes back with a smile on his face, "I read to it from the Bible, and it let me baptize it in the nearby waters!". Last but not least, was the rabbi. He left to go to the bear, and was gone for quite a while. After a while, getting worried, the priest and pastor went looking for him. When they found him, there was no sight of the bear, but the rabbi was torn to shreds and bleeding on the ground. "What happened??" they both exclaimed, as they rushed over to help him. "You know", said the rabbi, "looking back, perhaps it wasn't the best idea to start with circumcision."
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