Three friends are walking through the woods when they come across a pair of tracks.
One of them exclaims, "Those are bear tracks! We'd better be careful."
"Are you stupid? Those are way too small. Probably just a dog," says the second man.
The third man says, "I may not know a thing about animals, but-"
And then a train hit them.
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