Bat Jokes

Bat Jokes

Things learned from children...


Some things I've learned from my children:


S...

Blind as a Bat


A vampire bat came flapping in from the night ...

Greatest hitter


A little boy was overheard talking to himself ...

The sound of a train in the distance


A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the ...

three daughter's


Once upon a time there was this farmer, who wa...

Shakespearean Humor


Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? He...

Funny Virus Names


Monica Lewinsky virus......Sucks all the memor...

gorrilla


It was closing time at the local sports-orient...

Feline Fasting


Most diets fail because we are still thinking ...

A caller named Eileen from


A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights wa...

Frenchman Walks into a Bar


A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the la...

A bat joke.

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a ca...

What babys are called when they go to heaven


Q- when a white baby dies where does he go?
A...

Advise From Kids


1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Pat...

Computer Virus List 2


Lorena Bobbit virus:
Turns your hard disk int...

Kids at Christmas


It�s the day after Christmas and two kids are ...

The Top 15 Indications an Athlete Is Using Steroids (Part I)


15> Her rage-induced fits have turned synch...

Learned From Kids


1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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Learn't from kids


For those who already have children past this ...

The cat diet!


CAT MIRACLE DIET: Most diets fail because we a...

15 Fun Things To Do In Public Places


1. Follow somebody around for hours and then a...

Two hunting bats


Two bats were out one night looking for blood,...

Blind as a bat


A vampire bat comes flapping in from the night...

The Fastest Camel


A man had traveled into town after several wee...

Things I've Learned from My Children


1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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