Nice Peanuts
A guy walks into a bar and hears this voice sa...
Bar-drinking Jokes
Lunch
A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a ...
Driver in a Bar
There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his...
Flying pill
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw a...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an I...
Learn your limits
The one thing you need to know when drinking b...
Duck walks into bar
A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender,...
Need Olives
McMullen walked into a bar and ordered martini...
Nerdz
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer lo...
Fat guy
There was a man having problems with his kidne...
Practice makes...
Short Story: Setting (LOCAL SINGLES BAR).
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Making a confession
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church...
Yodad
you so dumb you spell cat
kract
One More Son..
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having dri...
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
It'll hit you in a minute.
A**hole
While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman ...
Seatbelt competition
A police man pulled over a car and told the dr...
The crab went clubbing
why did the crab go clubbing?????
because he ...
The bar man
a man walked into a bar? (dont get it do ya)
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Heres to ME
A toast to be done with friends:
Heres to yo...
Blonde bar
Q-a man walks into a bar what dose he say?
A...
Ghost dog in bar
One night, after closing time a barman is sitt...
Yo momma so dumb
yo momma so dumb we told it was chili outside ...
Emptying bottles of wiskey
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar...
Timbuck Two
A black man and a white man are in a bar fight...