While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken unkept man sit down next to her.
"Say, honey-baby ... I'd really like to get into those pants of yours."
"Thanks," she shot back, "But I've already got an a**hole in there."
Submitted by Clark Kent
Edited by Yisman
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