Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

The hamster show


A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...

Bad Car Day


A police officer pulled over a driver and info...

Yo momma so ugly


yo momma so ugly wrestle mania gave her a sign...

No, officer


A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled ...

hi waz up how r u all doin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...


hi waz up how r u all doin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Guess The Name


A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The ...

You so bald


you so bald i can see whats on your mind!

Heartburn


A lady stumbles into a bar. She says, "Beerten...

The Morning After


Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangover. For...

Just Lays There!


A guy walks into a bar, and sees his best frie...

Yo mama so ugly


yo mama so ugly when she comes out everybody r...

Mistaken Identity


A drunken guy is walking down the street. He s...

Empty


A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and...

Pirate walks into a bar


A pirate walks into a bar with a steering whee...

Whats wrong


A mother ask a son whats wrong and the boy sai...

Bar


One time a guy goes into a bar and drinks alot...

Head?


Guy goes into a bar. Big guy, but his head is ...

Guiness and women


This is very upsetting for you guys. Research ...

yo mama so fat when she licks her fingers...


yo mama so fat when she licks her fingers at K...

Hank's Beard


Best friends, Vinnie and Hank, are in their lo...

Watch Out!!!


A man walks into a bar...ouch!!

Disney divorce


micky and minnie in the divorce courts , the j...

The grasshopper joke!


So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bart...

A Well Researched Case for Alcohol


A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the...

This pill allows you to fly


A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw a...