Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

On the Patch


Two drunks are driving down the highway, drink...

Death in the Family


A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drink...

What You Got?


A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a s...

The 3 Vampires


There Were 3 Vampire's that walked into a bar....

Scotch Please


A bartender asks a guy sitting at the bar, "Wh...

gorrilla


It was closing time at the local sports-orient...

Flies In The Beer


An Irishman, Englishman andScotsman go into a ...

Pakpak at pekpek


ano ang pagkakaiba ng pakpak sa pekpek..ang pa...

Bar Tab in Alaska


It's forty below zero one winter night in Alas...

Just Keep Drinking!


A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and says to...

Huntin' and Drin


Two guys are talking in a bar.."My hobbies are...

The worlds worst joke


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I'm just trying to be helpful


A good samaritan was walking home late one nig...

Self-Explanatory


An Irishman walks out of a bar.

ques que sa fais 10 blonde qui se tiennepar...


ques que sa fais 10 blonde qui se tiennepar la...

why did the chicken cross the road?...


why did the chicken cross the road?

Too Many


What's red,white,black and blue lying in a dit...

Charge By The Inch


Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beg...

Twelve inch pianist


This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny pi...

Help! Poleesh!


Here's one I made up while in the sixth grade....

Pirate Joke


A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk tur...

Ready to Go Home Yet


There was a guy in a bar and he asked the ba...

The owner of a bar


The owner of a bar is just locking up for the ...

Clothes


You got on so many colors you look like a big ...

Dog vs. Fox


What is the difference between a dog and a fox...