Ethnic
Did you hear about the pommy taxidermist who w...
Bar-drinking Jokes
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and ...
Milking Cow
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar ge...
Bear in Bar
This bear goes into a bar and asks for a beer....
Yo momma
yo mamma so fat I laughed
Why did the Antarctica get on the roof of the bar?
Why did the Antarctica get on the roof of the ...
All You Can Drink
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench, ...
Long face
John Kerry walked in a bar. A guy asked Why a ...
Three vampires go to a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
F...
Three Irish Men
There are three irish men walking down the str...
Eyes shut
A man goes into a bar and asks the barmaid for...
Stickup
A bartender is getting ready to close for the ...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and or...
What You Got?
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a s...
Yo mama so nasty
Yo Mamma so nasty.
When your daddy ate her ou...
barracks door...
barracks door
A man walks into a supermarket...
Bar
three men walk into a bar you would think the ...
Yo' mamma
Yo' mammas so fat that when she went swimming ...
All the Drinks are Free
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are ...
Fall-down drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was borderin...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw som...
DUI
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a ...
Blonde on the way to Mexico
A Blonde was on her way to Mexico, She boarded...
Barmen
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be t...