There Were 3 Vampire's that walked into a bar.
the bar man shouts " wat wud u guys like "
the vampires look at each other
1st vampire says 1 shot of blood plz
2nd vampire says i'd like a double plz
3rd vampire says just a glass of water plz
the bar man walks of to get them there drinks.
and he says to the third vampire why did u only want water?
the 3rd vampire says well ive got a tampon im making a cup of tea
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