A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, �Quick pour me
twelve drinks�.
So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back
really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, �Boy you are
drinking those drinks really fast�.
The guys says, �Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what
I've got.�
The bartender says, �What've you got?�
The guy says, �75 cents�.
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