Charge By The Inch


Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side.An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey ! How about it babe ? You and me ?"As she got up to move, he said loudly, "Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars."She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch ?"

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