Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Depressed


There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his...

Deadbeat in a Bar


A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sa...

Plane crisps


a man walks in a bar and says " can i have
pl...

A man rushed into a bar


A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double m...

Strong Drunk


At the end of the night a man leaves the bar.
...

Blood Bar


Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.
...

Fat Mom


Yo mom is so fat she had 7 babys at a time

Yo mama


yo mama is so old she farts dust

Who gave you those black eyes?


A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening spo...

Need Bread


Back in the turn of the century in a mining to...

Holey Ice Cubes


Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the loc...

Ready to Go Home Yet


There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bart...

Beer and a box


A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the ...

Family Sports?


An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arabian are s...

yo mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper!...


yo mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper!

2 men on top off a building


To men are at the top of a building having a d...

Beer Machismo


After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in Lond...

The Bar


A guy walked into a bar and said "OUCH"

E.T


WHAT IS E.T. SHORT FOR ?
BECAUSE HE HAS SHORT...

Pirates adventure


A pirate walked into a bar, the bartender said...

whats better then winning the gold medal at...


whats better then winning the gold medal at th...

How bartenders do it...


Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Bartenders do ...

2 Drummers


Two drummers walk into a bar . . . which is fu...

Nagging wife vs. drunk driver


A drunk is driving through the city and his ca...

*~how to make a blonde laugh~*


a man said to another man that i will rub the ...