Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Dickens and the Mart


Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a ...

Doctors office


two little boys sitting in a doctors office an...

Your mamas ocean


your mommas so fat when she jumped in the ocea...

A blind man and his dog in a bar.


A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog,
...

International Beer S


An insect falls into a mug of beer. English M...

The Test!


A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a sh...

Need a Drink?


A couple of drinkin' buddies who are airplane ...

Ouch


Q: a man walkes into a bar A:ouch

Disneyland


Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. The...

One for my friend


Sven and Osmond are good friends.


Each day,...

Singing in the bar


A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group...

Suzy's Legs


There were three guys in a new bar that just o...

Q. Who do you never play cards with?...


Q. Who do you never play cards with?
A. A che...

Yo moma so


yo moma so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts wa...

Got Any Grapes?


A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any gr...

Zebra


What do you call a zebra


a horse that surr...

Yo mammas so stupid!


yo mammas so stupid she tripped over a cordles...

Beech


Micheal jackson was walking on the beech and w...

Neutron in bar


A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" ...

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't...


Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn'...

A pig walks into a bar


A pig walks into a bar and says to the bartend...

yo mommas teeth so yellow , every time she...


yo mommas teeth so yellow , every time she go ...

Signs that you may be a drunk!


*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinkin...

Mike and Evander


Evander goes into a pub, buys a drink and sits...

High Heals


Why did the blond wear high heals?
Her mother...