There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.
One guy said, "just name it a pub." Another said, "just name it the bar." The thrid guy said, "name it Suzy's Legs".
The owner like that one so he called his bar Suzy's Legs.
The next morning, this same guy and his dog were sitting in front of the bar waiting for it to open when a cop drove by and asked what he was doing?
He replied...nothing officer..."just waiting for Suzy's Legs to open so I can get a drink!"
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