Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Your daddy


Your daddys a theif he stole the stars from th...

two irishmen


this Irishman walks into a bar and he notices ...

Skeleton and the bar


A skeleton walks in a bar and orders a beer an...

Nerdz


This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer lo...

Dog vs. Fox


What is the difference between a dog and a fox...

Pulled Over


A cop pulls over a car that's been swerving ac...

One ovary says to the other ovary 'did you...


One ovary says to the other ovary 'did you ord...

10 pints of Guinness in one sitting


A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears...

Bigger in america


An American arrived in London, employed a guid...

confused drunk


a man came staggering into a bar and said, i w...

The best bar in the world...


A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a...

3 vampires in bar


Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. T...

Fly In My Guinness


An Irishman, an Englishman and aScotsman go in...

why do dog like other dog...


why do dog like other dog

Two dwarfs


Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up t...

Signs That You'r


1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

Divorcing


Andy walked into the neighbourhood bar and ann...

Drinks


a new drink that ie out maid of paptsblue ribi...

One for the road


A man walks into a bar with a lump of asphalt ...

A Good Bud is Hard t


What's the difference between men and beer? W...

A BLIND MAN


THIS BLIND MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND FINDS HIS ...

DUmb Blonde


A Blonde Walked into a bar!

Shoe joke


I guy walks into a bar and say can i see someo...

Pure


A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alon...

Too late


The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely...