Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

The bartender and a Man


A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a s...

Essex Girls


Whats the difference between a kit kat and an ...

$1000 bet.


The local bar was so sure that its bartender w...

Americans hate immagrints


ok there is an american,a mexican, and an arab...

Celebrity Joke


Question:Why was ashanti sweating in her video...

Man's best friend.


Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and...

Quarter


A guy walks into a bar and says to bartender g...

3 bits of string


Three strings walked by a bar and noticed a si...

A man is in a bar having a drink...


A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next...

This guy walks into a small town bar...


This guy walks into a small town bar and order...

Man in pub


A man walks into a pub with a neck brace aroun...

Brothers


An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders...

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog


A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash...

Drunken confession


Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm. ...

2 please


A guy from Wigan goes in a pub and orders a be...

Signs you've almost had enough to drink


- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.- ...

HaHA!...


HaHA!

Good Samaritan


A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he ...

Duck and Man


A guy and a duck walk into a bar.OUCH,QUACK!

Police and a Man


One night, after a long evening of drinking, J...

Penguin


This guy runs into a bar and shouts "Quick, ho...

Turnaround is fair play!


A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful wom...

Yo mama so mad


Yo mama so mad dat she throws dinner parties f...

Once upon a time,there was a girl who was...


Once upon a time,there was a girl who was slee...

Red neck


Q: HOW MENY REDNECKS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A ...