Evander goes into a pub, buys a drink and sits at the bar.......
In walks Mike Tyson.
"Hey, Evander, sorry about the bite man, can I buy you a drink?"
"No thanks, Mike, I've got one 'ere....."
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by yisman
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