A pig walks into a bar and says to the bartender ''Can I have a pint of beer please''
The bartender says ''Certainly sir, that's �1.80 please''
And the pig goes ''Well, the thing is before I cam here I'd just been to the fair and I went on all the rides, I went on the roundabout and I went round and round and round and then I went on the waltzes and I just went round and round and round and then I went on the helter skelter and I just kept going round and round and round and I think all my money must have fallen out of my pockets.''
And the bartender goes ''Well that's all very well but why the round tale/tail?''
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