Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Blonde Gimme a 15

A brunette walks into a bar and says, ''Gimme a...

12 Shots


A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and...

Husband,wife with Beer


A pissed-off wife was complaining about her hu...

A neutron at a bar


A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" ...

Short Momma


Yo momma is so short that when i told her to s...

Funny bar joke


A guy walked inta a bar and said "OUCH"

Pay the price


A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I...

3 pints please


An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders...

Right woman


Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-ol...

"I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelles...


"I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelle...

Ghost dog in bar


One night, after closing time a barman is sitt...

Bear in Bar

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...

Signs you have a hangover


You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan...

Another bar joke


A man walked into a bar and guess what he said...

Intellectual Reasons for Drinking Alcohol


Suppose you're at a party and some hotshot int...

Grasshopper


A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartend...

Who is strongest?

A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who...

Charge By The Inch


Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beg...

I'll trust you that you paid


A man walks into a bar and has a couple of bee...

How to confuse a blonde


put her in a circle and tell her to find a cor...

Hahahahaa


A man walked into a bar........


..ouch!!!

Two Aliens


2 aliens was sitting In a bar.Then the one whe...

Speech Impediment


Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pint...

Taxi Fare


A frat boy gets into the back of a cab, and as...

Depressed


There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his...