Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny, "How come you
aren't married?"
Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet."
George: "So what are you looking for?"
Johnny: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house-keeper, and
she's got to know how to handle money, a really nice and pleasant personality is
a must -and money, she's got to have money...and a home, a nice big house, is
what she has to have."
George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU."
Johnny: "Oh, its okay if she is crazy."
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