Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Lawyer and Drunk


A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next t...

Ur momma was so fat


that the last time she saw 98765 was on the sc...

The right watch


A man had a watch that didnt work. He ask his ...

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A weird riddle


There were two mothers and two daughters.They ...

Beer Goggles


Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole afte...

The Bar


A man walks into a bar. Pretty soon another ma...

Women pleasing dog


A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders...

The closet


A guy enters a bar and he finds a friend of hi...

That is what you get!


So, my friend said,"Hey, what do you think abo...

You mommas so stupid


you momas so stupid it took her two hours to w...

Old Scottish man


A scottish old timer in scotland, in a bar, ta...

The Mountains


Do mountains have ears?..........................

Drunken Man and Blonde


After a really good party a man walks into a b...

Funny ya got to read


Three guys walk into a bar...the other dukks

Get it Straight


A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk dri...

Neutron Joke


One day a neutron walks into a bar. The neutro...

The duck in the bar


A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the bars...

Irish DUI


Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted...

A cop pulls jenna bush over for speeding


A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and h...

Underage Drinker


An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the loung...

Drinker's Fault Finding Guide


Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction ...

Forgot Something


A guy goes in a bar and gets really drunk and ...

What Happened in Tex


A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloo...

your mamma is sowe fat see needs two tolets...


your mamma is sowe fat see needs two tolets