Yes We Can 3
I think the next election just got a lot easier...
Apple Jokes
So Many Products
Long ago I gave my kid an iPod.
Last year he t...
I first realized we were a poor family when on my birthday I asked for the new sweet iphone.
And got a candy apple.
A boy asks the Priest...
"Why do you use a Samsung phone?"
"To remind me...
A British guy, a Frenchman and a Russian were in a bar debating
whether Adam and Eve were British, French, or R...
In which mountain range do fruit trees primarily grow?
The Apple-achian mountains.
Did you hear that Apple Guy died?
R.I.P. Isaac Newton
Apple likes to leave things out of their products. The phone I bough from them doesn't have a headphone jack...
and the car I bought from them doesn't have win...
What Did The Orange Say To The Apple
Are you really that stupid? Oranges can't talk.
Jim apple
Had a very rough time introducing himself in Fr...
What does America and Apple both have in common?
They both started to de-port when jobs died.
What do you call an Apple update you don't see coming?
An iPatch... I'm sorry...
A guy named Paul works in Silicon Valley
Paul and his friends are celebrating the succes...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Apple has now turned to medical accessories!!
their first product is the Ipatch!
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
But my aim is terrible so...
A man is prescribed a medication by his doctor.
The doctor warns the man that because the medic...
It doesnt matter how popular apple is...
everyone has Windows.
An apple a day...
Keeps the non-binary away
You know why I drink apple juice?
Because OJ will kill you
Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business?
Their vineyard will produce every varietal of w...
What do Apple and Rose have in common?
They both lost jack.
I will work for Apple
But I take bananas too. Or just any food. Please.