Apple likes to leave things out of their products. The phone I bough from them doesn't have a headphone jack...

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Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast...

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MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention that a few copies of...

Why do white...

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What's worse than...

An unoriginal joke

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

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... because it has NO FANS!!! (get it? no fans? ... thank you!! don't forget...

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Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast...

A mean teacher...

So he asked, "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand...

What is red and...

Snow White's cherry.