Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch...
...and now there are doctors EVERYWHERE!!
Apple Jokes
So I walked into an apple phone store...
And I farted, the people working there got mad ...
The New Apple Card Deck only has 48 Cards
They left out the jacks
AMA! Hi, my name is Jack...
...and I recently got fired from Apple.
in a keynote Apple announced...
...that they will create a new, better battery ...
We should be more appreciative of Apple.
We don't have to do jumping jacks anymore, just...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?
Not Apple Jacks
Notice anything?
B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W Y Z
...
How a phone recall works.
Samsung: Send us your exploding phone.
Microso...
Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?
She's Got The Jack
Dirty Old Man
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm ...
Why did you hit your little sister?
Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your ...
A is for Apple, B is for Bait, C is for Car
D is for Harambe.
What is Apple's favorite song?
"Hit the Road Jack"
How to get rich
A young man asked an old rich man how he made h...
Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8...
It wont be a physical device, it will be iMagin...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I guess that's why there are so many headcases ...
I'd make an Apple joke...
But they'd probably remove it.
First Harambe...
and now apple just killed the Iphone7, 2016 can...
The new apple phone has been getting a lot of negative reviews
Their employees need to stop jacking off
Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?
Because there are no windows!
How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify
should just grow a pear.